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If that text just so happens to be something super funny from my best friend that makes me laugh, even better. Sometimes, you just want to put a smile on your BFF's face for no reason other than she's your favorite person in the world, and you want her to have a good day. Though, I understand coming up with something that will actually make her laugh out loud can be hard, so I'm here to help you out with funny texts to send your best friend.

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